December 2009
334 posts
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUU-
Bye.
I got a question to ask everybody.
Say that we are texting each other. And I took me seven mintutes to reply back, would you get mad?
I ask this, because this motherfucking bitch ass pussy is bitchin’ at me because I don’t reply soon enough, sometimes it’s been four mintutes after he sent the text, and i’m about to reply, and I get another text, I open it, read it, It’s from the same guy saying...
13541.) I still love you, even though it hurts.I...
(via blogsecret)
13034.) Mom, I love you. With all of my heart, I...
(via blogsecret)
Saul: Hey, look: it's like my thumb is my cock.
Dale Denton: That's not gonna get us a ride, man.
Zack Brown: Oh you'll be sorry when I'm giving you the best orgasms of your life.
Miriam Linky: Yeah right. As if you even know what you're doing down there.
Zack Brown: Where's the clitoris again? Is it in your ass?
"Slater: This place used to be off limits, man, 'cause some drunk freshman fell off.
He went right down the middle, smacking his head on every beam, man. I hear it doesn't
hurt after the first couple though. Autopsy said he had one beer, how many did you have?
Mitch: Four.
Slater: You're dead, man, you're so dead. Look at the blood stains right there.".
"
Where are you,
and I’m so sorry I cannot sleep I cannot dream tonight I need somebody and always This sick strange darkness comes creeping on so haunting everytime And as I stared I counted the webs from all the spiders catching things and eating their insides Like indecision to call you And hear your voice of treason Will you come home and stop this pain tonight stop this pain tonight Don’t waste...
I feel like I lost abunch of my friends for some...
So, i'm now single.
jtmanis:
idgaaf:
jtmanis:
idgaaf:
go me!
:) / :(
(Iunno which it is)
The smiley face of course!
Ok then, YAY!!!! WOO! LET’S PARTAY! :D
Yes! Being single makes me happy. WOOOOOOOO :D:D:D
So, i'm now single.
neverforgetmeokay:
idgaaf:
go me!
. WHATT?!?!??!!???!!
yes, karissa. I broke up with him today.
So, i'm now single.
jtmanis:
idgaaf:
go me!
:) / :(
(Iunno which it is)
The smiley face of course!
So, i'm now single.
go me!
Honestly.
Your the only person on my mind right now.. I fucking hate this. :/
Tupac Shakur- I ain’t Mad At Ya “Now...
Someday.
I’m going to marry Seth Rogen. I don’t care what any of you cunts say.
“Put two dots on my ass and take a picture”
– Erica
My sister's presents came in the mail today.
She got me some leggins, house shoes, a scarf, and a Letter. The letter made me happy, and made me cry at the same time. I miss her so much. <3 Also, I went to the mall today, I got myself abunch of clothes. I got Step brothers, pineapple express, New glasses,peacock feathers, some magazines, and taco bell. Well my grandmother and step-grandfather just arrived. I’ll be back. Peace.
Amber (my sister) : Mom, I looked in this Friday movie, and there is rolling paper in there.
Mom: Was it in Holly's Room?
Amber: Yes.
Me: Whaat?
Mom: What's this?
Me: What? I don't know what that is.
Mom: Don't play stupid, you know what this is.
Dad: *smileing* What you be doing? Smokin dat chronic?
Me: HAHAH, no.
Dad: *laughs* okay then.
Mom smiles.
I don't get in trouble?
This happened to me one only I left my bowl in the bathroom floor I got punched in the face. LOL.
Did you seriously get punched in the face?!
Yes! Probably because my mom walked in and I was like "MOM, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HOLDING A BOWL?!" And then realized it was mine. And then was like "oh." *pretends I don't know what it is or what you do with it. * And got punched. Hahahaha.
Jeeeeeez! That's crazy. She could of just talked to you about it, instead of punching you.
I was scared I was going to get grounded. But i'm pretty sure they don't care.
I kind of deserved it. Because I was in like 7th grade and being a smart as about it. Grounded one month. Lol.
Ah,7th grade? I didn't start till 8th grade. But a month. Not bad from your mom finding your bowl. Hahahaha.
Amber (my sister) : Mom, I looked in this Friday movie, and there is rolling paper in there.
Mom: Was it in Holly's Room?
Amber: Yes.
Me: Whaat?
Mom: What's this?
Me: What? I don't know what that is.
Mom: Don't play stupid, you know what this is.
Dad: *smileing* What you be doing? Smokin dat chronic?
Me: HAHAH, no.
Dad: *laughs* okay then.
Mom smiles.
I don't get in trouble?
This happened to me one only I left my bowl in the bathroom floor I got punched in the face. LOL.
Did you seriously get punched in the face?!
Yes! Probably because my mom walked in and I was like "MOM, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HOLDING A BOWL?!" And then realized it was mine. And then was like "oh." *pretends I don't know what it is or what you do with it. * And got punched. Hahahaha.
Jeeeeeez! That's crazy. She could of just talked to you about it, instead of punching you.
I was scared I was going to get grounded. But i'm pretty sure they don't care.
Amber (my sister) : Mom, I looked in this Friday movie, and there is rolling paper in there.
Mom: Was it in Holly's Room?
Amber: Yes.
Me: Whaat?
Mom: What's this?
Me: What? I don't know what that is.
Mom: Don't play stupid, you know what this is.
Dad: *smileing* What you be doing? Smokin dat chronic?
Me: HAHAH, no.
Dad: *laughs* okay then.
Mom smiles.
I don't get in trouble?
This happened to me one only I left my bowl in the bathroom floor I got punched in the face. LOL.
Did you seriously get punched in the face?!
Amber (my sister) : Mom, I looked in this Friday movie, and there is rolling paper in there.
Mom: Was it in Holly's Room?
Amber: Yes.
Me: Whaat?
Mom: What's this?
Me: What? I don't know what that is.
Mom: Don't play stupid, you know what this is.
Dad: *smileing* What you be doing? Smokin dat chronic?
Me: HAHAH, no.
Dad: *laughs* okay then.
Mom smiles.
I don't get in trouble?
13608.) I want to tell my mom everything but she...
(via blogsecret)
Hahahha. I found this funny.
Holly: thanks i mean we aint dating but we might. and if you want i will pray for you. but if you have the slightest belief talk to him like he is your best friend. he will help in anything . TRUST ME.
HollyMURDERFACE: Talk to who?
Holly: *in all caps* GOD.
Uh,
I hate when people do the whole fake septum thing. It doesn’t look right, and you can so tell that your faking it. So stop it.
